I'm going out on a limb

Ok, this one's for you.
Dear Bernie Ignafferzitz*,
Fudge you to heck. I've liked you for too long. Stop sending signals around, stop toying with so many peoples' hearts, stop being an arse, stop smiling that tragically beautiful smile, stop being a know-it-all, and most of all stop messing with anything related to me. I'm done with you.
Love, Sincerely,
Me
PS: Did I mention, I'm done? Fudge you, moron.

*Yes, I did change the name...