Well...This is awkward.

Hmm... Let's ride a roller coaster of this weekend.

1. Took my driving test. Failed. Stupid.
 -blinker during parallel parking
 -look over the shoulder
 -not get a rude, picky observer

2. Got asked out on a date. Yiddle.
 -Well this is a first
 -Perks of Being a Wallflower

3. Hung out with my parents. A lot.
 -didn't have to pay
 -talked about... small talk

4. Saw my best friend. Love.
 -Bhuvan
 -Blind date

5. Didn't do any homework. Firk.
 -sorry, Julia
 -this is my cue to leave now.....................