Can't Take It

I cannot take this any more. I've been here all of 10 minutes, and I can't take the following for another second:
the lip sucking
the tooth sucking
the lip smacking
the "so, and, anyhow"
the "i've been so busy"
the "you need to lose weight"
the "uhhh, uhhh, and!"
the kiss me thought I've told her I don't want to be kissed
the constant complaining about health
the "I like heels, the tall ones", referring to 3 inch heels
the open mouth saliva mouth noises
the "why are you on the computer"
the "you don't need that!"'