Here's a Pillow

Here's a pillow, make yourself comfortable.
Here's a pillow, guess I'm not comfortable.
Here's a pillow, I'll leave the room now.
Here's a pillow, don't forget about me.
Here's a pillow, can't you hear me?
Here's a pillow, I'm knocking on the door.
Here's a pillow, because I've been forgotten.
Here's a pillow, guess I'll wait here 'til you call me back.
Here's a pillow, still waiting.
Here's a pillow, can I borrow it because you're taking too long in there.
Here's a pillow, so you can sleep and totally ignore me while I ask why I couldn't be there with you.
Here's a friggin pillow to beat me with.
Here's another friggin pillow to beat me with once I'm down.
Here's a pillow. Keep the change.