On-Going Message :p

On-Going Messages from the Best AP World History Teacher Ever (also some quotes from in class)
"So you were bad in one life and karma makes you a rock in the next. Then you can't do much. You're a rock. If you trip someone... Now look what you've done!"

"It's unpleasant to be a peasant."

"Wait, like, 'The Meth'?"
"Now kids, don't go walkin' around the enchanted forest."

"Yeah, so, monkeeeeys."
"I know who you are fourth period Spanish. I can look up your schedules."

"No 72 virgins? Oh. Grapes!"
"Don't write 'Meccrimage' on an essay, kids."
"I'm not 'hip'."
"I'm bringin' 'lo' back!"
 "HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!" (to the SmartBoard)
"It's like a theme sandwich."

"Ok, we'll just take a stroll through... (Click SmartBoard x10)... Ok, this is the Great Wall."
"The No-bads. Don't make deals with people on the boarder."
"I'll be like the historical master and get some historic robes. I'll advise you when you become president."
"Nomads are really good at breaking stuff."
Talking about making deals with nomads: "That's a really bad idea for many reasons."
"Didn't they know the Mongols were crazy?" "They were crazy and a friend in a way. So it's my crazy friend."
"Next year in AP US, you'll be like, 'Oh, Mrs. Kuchek, I was remembering the Japan notes from last year...good times.'"
"Ok, this is like really boring."
"What do you notice about the art." "That's a really fat horse." "Yes. Maybe they overfed the horses, and that's why they experienced decline."
"Could we, like, get normal in here?"
"Watch this!" (drags face until Mrs. Kuchek responds)
"Is that the random comment table today?"
"Ok Taka, I see you. Japanese women are tough."
"Uh-oh. She touched her hair. You know what that means!"
"NOOOOOOOO(etc.)" when bell rings during ninja invasion during The Last Samurai


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